February 2011
I think I'm going to die.
dyingaman:
miserable-x-atbest:
So if I do, I love you people. Most importantly, the guy my mind is apprently connected to! Saaam!
What? No! You are not going to die, ever!
I am so retarded, lol.
I think I'm going to die.
So if I do, I love you people. Most importantly, the guy my mind is apprently connected to! Saaam!
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I randomly burst out singing sometimes.
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
0hadri:
xomorethanfriendslessthanlovers:
What's a sex life?
that awkward moment when you're on your period and...
ashinkusher-:
yourpersonalhitler:
katheriners:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
That awkward moment when you need to get over it.
Am I the only girl who isn’t a crybaby bitch when I’m on my period or something?
.-.
I’m really sad about something,...
Last night we almost had sex. You're my best...
“you’re warm and chubby..”
offense taken on the girl’s behalf. geeze god.
I have weird conversations with my brother.
Me: My head feels like it's giving off so much heat right now.
Michael: It's probably going to explode.
Me: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Michael: No, I would cry.
Me: Oh. You'd cry?
Michael: Yes, I would be quite disappointed.
January 2011
What if I just died. right here, right now. would...
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
Expectation:
Reality:
I'm just sitting around being a regular facebook...
and I see “interested in men and women”
I DID NOT KNOW THIS.
Cool.
Okay, enough of that.
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when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it can. And just when you think it...
– Nicholas Sparks (At First Sight)
Being gay is cool. I just wish gay kids realized that earlier in their lives.
– Mila Kunis (via finallyme)
So my brother was watching stuff on TV that I hate...
So I picked Dora the Explorer just to make him mad.
Yes.
Life’s too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat...
It's weird to look in pictures of the pep assembly...
:P