Got the news today. I’m gonna be a mommy. I can’t believe it.
I have so much weird shit on my Spotify.
I took a sip of your tea and I ain’t been right ever since.
Can I just not go to work today and lay in bed instead?
I have not missed a day of work in three months.
I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and surf the web all day like old times.
high school > adulthood