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Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
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please click this it is very important

please also click this it is equally important

while you’re at it these are important too

are you telling me there’s an entire database full of swimming sea creatures that follow my mouse across my screen and i haven’t found it yet

important indeed. i especially like these

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Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
People be giving their kids such weird names.

Victorian. Ariania (Air-ree-ahn-ee-uh) Pristine, Porcelain.

What the fuck happened to the traditional names that you didn’t necessarily need to spell out ten times before someone got it?

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of modern names that I really like and everything, but some of them just get under my skin. Like, that poor child has to go on the rest of his/her life with the name of a substance a toilet is made out of. Or an era of time, or just some traditional name with a weird add-on that doesn’t at all work easily when you try to say it fast.

I guess that’s what nicknames are for.


biting ur cheek



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Straight White Boy Problem #92


i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

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Ignorance can be bliss—but don’t you just love knowing that there’s amazing power and wicked technology inside every Ford? Let AND Is Better whisk you away to your happy AND spider-free place.